Sahara:I can trigger mucus to come outta ma mouth
Sahara:Whaaat?!! Its a personal talent........like burping!*grins*
Me: Hey! What's up?
Sahara (very proudly) : You know, my sister gave me a dare to lick my toes and I did it!"
Astro: You look different today.
Astro: Because your eyes are open
Me: My eyes are always open.
Astro: But you look different with your eyes open today.
"You are excreting our frandship. But I have my imaginary frand Billy the Pornstar. He's a loyal and faithful frand. He will destroy you." - Sahara
Me: Aaaaargh!! I just wanna kill myself.
Sahara: Okay! I can suggest SEVEN fun ways for you to do it.
"I said you get out, You do that or get out" - ML
Random guy (on chat) : Who are you?
Species Girl: I am spike.
RG (Irritated) : Spike, My ass!
SG: oh! Won't it hurt?
"The birds will get a heart attack and die" - Astro
Me: My BS sir said, "Are you able to clear?"
Sahara: That's what they ask people after a urine test.
"I will throw your books in the dustbin or in the outside" - ML
Me (very irritated) : G'lost! Go screw urself!
Sahara: Ummm....Thatz technically impossible