Remember when we were children and we'd read long stories that went on for pages just to get to the moral - Don't talk to strangers, don't shoot your relatives, don't eat your own thumb - which was short, sweet, simple and usually brimming with wisdom?
I have one such moral to share.
Now I know that the traditional way to do this would be by narrating a story with a talking frog and a tortoise in it. But I shall deviate from this method for three reasons:
1. Talking frogs are creepy.
2. I do not wish to patronize you with pages of text since you do not pee in your own bed anymore. (If you still do, you should really see a doctor about that)
3. There is a possibility that I am suffering from an acute case of laziness. There is no known cure for this condition.
Owning to the above reasons, I have decided to resist the urge to narrate the story and just skip to the short, sweet, simple moral that is brimming with wisdom. I hope you understand.
I have one such moral to share.
Now I know that the traditional way to do this would be by narrating a story with a talking frog and a tortoise in it. But I shall deviate from this method for three reasons:
1. Talking frogs are creepy.
2. I do not wish to patronize you with pages of text since you do not pee in your own bed anymore. (If you still do, you should really see a doctor about that)
3. There is a possibility that I am suffering from an acute case of laziness. There is no known cure for this condition.
Owning to the above reasons, I have decided to resist the urge to narrate the story and just skip to the short, sweet, simple moral that is brimming with wisdom. I hope you understand.
MORAL OF THE STORY: If you know how to bake - You can have the cake and eat it too.
Baking lessons, anyone?
8 comments:
LOL. Lazy people FTW.
superlike! :D
Soopraaah!
Lol!!!
Haha, Raveena! Nice post :)
I agree.
Our blogs have the same background template !
:)
you being the cake and richard being the too...
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